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Door lock anticipation

That brief period between when the driver gets in the car and when he unlocks the passenger door for a friend waiting to get into the car.

The passenger often tries to open the door a few times before it is actually unlocked. Sometimes the attempts to open the door and the actual unlocking of it coincide, and the attempt negates the unlocking.
Hey, keep your door lock anticipation under control! Quit trying to open the door until I unlock it!
by cindy whatever September 1, 2005
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Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.
by collyrobbins October 8, 2009
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The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'
Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.
by Eiose November 12, 2010
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Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.
I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.
by Security Wonk August 13, 2008
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Dick Door(s)

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.
Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.
by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009
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Back door Prowler

Proper Noun.

A gay man who trolls around unsuspecting straight men looking for back-door action.
Tom is such a back door prowler, he creepily eyes all the dudes at the bar and hits on them.
by mainah December 20, 2012
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Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie
Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie
by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014
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