Back Door Bitch

A woman who pretends to be your friend to you face, but is always using sneaky 1 liners that are nasty.

Heather pretends she likes my cooking and then tells me she just heard about a new cooking class for beginners I should try, she is such a back door bitch.

by vitas smith August 9, 2010

Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam

DDS Digital Door Slam
Girl: "Why do you treat me like some dumb sorority girl?"
Guy: "It's not how it looks. I really do care about you..."
Girl: "Well then what's with those pictures of you and my roommate?"
Guy: "Sorry?"
...
Guy: "Hello?"
...
Guy: "Did you just DDS me?"
Girl is offline.

by collyrobbins October 8, 2009

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

back door flows

Something all high school guys say when they have the boys over. It means that their back door is open and ready for any broads to come through it.

At Johnny’s house the back door flows! Girls come over every night!

by Back doors always open June 24, 2019

hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

by Hoof Man February 3, 2010

Dick Door(s)

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.

Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.

by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

Cat on the barn door

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022