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diet corruption

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023
mugGet the diet corruptionmug.

Diet Coke

Millennial: Hey dude I have a big exam tomorrow do you have Diet Coke?
Gen Z: Yeah bro I just got a new prescription.
by Xx_zer0c00l_xX January 18, 2020
mugGet the Diet Cokemug.

Diet Pepsi Day

August 8th is the day that celebrates Diet Pepsi. It is my grandmother’s birthday and Diet Pepsi is the only thing she drinks. She gets withdrawal if she doesn’t have any.
“Todays August 8th
It’s Diet Pepsi Day”
by weirdo.ginger September 29, 2022
mugGet the Diet Pepsi Daymug.

diet porn

it's like diet coke, but for porn.
Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.
by qwsczdvr November 8, 2020
mugGet the diet pornmug.

Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.
Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
mugGet the Full time science dietmug.

Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom
Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?
by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023
mugGet the Diet Pussymug.

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.
He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost
by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022
mugGet the Diet singlemug.

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