Big Dick Dave 

Doesn’t matter what your name is. The average penis is 5.16 inches long. If your dick is bigger than that, your name is big dick Dave. Girth can be up to 4.59 inches for an erect penis. Most common names of big dick Dave’s are Sam’s Adam’s Matt’s and Trevor’s and daddy.

Man I had a great time with big dick Dave last night.

Big Dick Dave by Dave4ever August 3, 2019

The Dave Rule 

A rule that defines the number of times (Twice) two people can hook up with one another before it becomes more than a random hookup

Man I hooked up with Mel last night!

Thats the second time you've hooked up, you gotta apply The Dave Rule her bro, else you're gunna be in a relationship!

The Dave Rule by yogi_b September 25, 2010

Stripey Dave 

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.

Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."

Stripey Dave by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010

just dave 

When someone is Just Dave.

Im just dave.

just dave by Just Justin June 21, 2017

Roadie Dave 

Roadie Dave - is that one friend that has an alternate personality when her/she gets drunk. Their aggression is usually sexual in nature. They tend to yell and scream obscenities.

Roadie Dave: I'm gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)

Friend: ROADIE DAVE! Ahh Shiiet guys Roadie Dave has arrived. Someone gettin' humped!

Roadie Dave: OH YEAH! ( doesn't blink and stares at you in the eyes )

Roadie Dave by Fudgie June 29, 2017

jewish dave 

Jewish Dave is a Jewish lad who who is 1/16 Jewish and uses the powers he gained at Jew camp as well as the Jew tool fight hoes and thots

Jewish Dave used the power of the Jew tool to open that stlth pod

jewish dave by Gamerman69 October 9, 2019

Basic Dave 

The most basic guy on the block, he tends to be the most basic person ever to exist, that is not an insult, if you've been crowned Basic Dave, you're a legend :)

hey, you see Basic Dave, I heard he's so basic, he drives a ford fiesta but overall he's an amazing guy

Basic Dave by Cis Knight Alex October 10, 2019