douchebag lockbox

When you rent a hotel room, lock yourself in, turn off all the lights, cover all the doors and windows, stick a wet towel over the smoke detector and one under the door and proceed to hotbox the whole room with vape

Yo, orgy in the douchebag lockbox this Saturday?

by Ms.Griffin May 28, 2019

douchebag-dickhead

when someone can't handle anything and acts out at any moment possible

jay jay is a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay always acts like a douchebag-dickhead

jay jay can't handle life cuz he is a douchebag-dickhead

by sav mor fuckin adams January 28, 2021

Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 07, 2021

Tubeurlocious Douchebag

An airheaded nitwit that consistently misplaces important items (ex. Wallet, cellphone, intellect).

Can be identified by dark purpleish skittle-tits and commly wears a taco hat.

"Hey I thought you were heading out?"

"Bruh, I can't find my wallet because I can't remember what pants I wore today"

"Common my dood. Quit ackin like a Tubeurlocious Douchebag."

by JohnnyTwoToesKnows January 29, 2017

First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.

Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag

by boomergee. June 29, 2022

Douchebag truck

A douchebag truck consists of these items:
Tinted windows

Lifted way too high
City boys drivers who pretend to be country
Tires too wide for the truck
Blowing smoke through school zones
Compensating for something.

Usually the drivers name is “Chad, Brad, Brett, Brant, Trent, etc.”

That guy is driving a douchebag truck.

by Josiah11699 February 07, 2021

douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.

Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme

by The Timmeh May 13, 2015