christmas cut

whoever wrote the previous definition is wrong -- a christmas cut is mack and manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato and brocolli, not spinach.

I'd like a Christmas cut, plase.

by K Lagg July 18, 2006

Bob cut

A piece of hair, only on a young male. It usually only takes place at the back.

Thomas (A.K.A. Bob cut borger)

by Buzz cut December 13, 2018

crew cut

what preppies and rich kids have.

preps with crew cuts look like 5 year old pussies

by superman February 15, 2004

crimp cut

A special circumcision with the wacky zig-zag scissors from the 1990’s.

Girl one: did you see his dick?
Girl two: yeah. He had a crimp cut.

by MotoSP909 October 21, 2017

Nuzz Cut

When you give your ballsack a buzz cut

Homie 1: bro I trimmed my nut hair too low so now I have a nuzz cut

by TheCrackerOfKnowledge December 14, 2021

Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

Cookie Cutting

The act of doing anal and poking a turd with dick so a cookie cut if the turd goes into the urethra.

I was cookie cutting my girl last night.

by Archibald Barnabus December 15, 2018