Crusty MUN

Crusty MUN is a general term to describe delegates, typically from the Midwest who exhibit any, but not limited to, the following behaviors: asking you to get lunch opening night, having a black backpack with loose papers in it, a not properly tied tie, wearing a pantsuit, having serial killer handwriting

If a delegate exhibits traits of both Crusty MUN and Sweaty MUN, they are part of a rare group called Sticky MUN. A select variety of delegates, namely West Coast MUN and Dexter Daramali of Stevenson High School in Lincolnshire, IL, fall under this category.

DISEC is SO Crusty MUN today, half the committee voted to divide the question on a 20 clause resolution.

by sheev_palpatine May 9, 2018

Crusty

When a person's skin is flaky and rough

Damn, that bitch crusty as fuck

by Coolyo March 8, 2018

Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell May 11, 2018

Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

by Brookayjugs June 9, 2018

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

crusty

something that is old, boring or outdated.

tia: Do you wanna go to the library
Leah: No that's major crusty

by guccigalllllllllllllllllllllX August 11, 2018

Crusty

To be crusty or a crust is to be irrelevant like those useless pieces of bread crusts at the bottom of yur toaster.

Look at Jade,she has no friends, she is so crusty.

by riri kez October 31, 2018