carpet crawling

the act of crawling around on the floor, spun out, looking for drugs that might’ve been dropped- typically methamphetamine

“caught myself carpet crawling for a shard that didn’t exist”

by lilb05 July 29, 2025

Sticky crawly

Stripping naked and Smothering your testicles in honey then locating an ants nest then sitting on it while cranking that hog (masturbating)

Stumbled upon an ants nest last night, couldn’t help myself from chucking a quick sticky crawly

by Stickyman October 4, 2025

clit crawler

Bandicoot (derogatory term, often offensive)

That stupid little clit crawler just stole my crops.
FUCK YOU CRASH!

by ScarceWindow180 January 7, 2026

bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.

Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."

by theurbanurban dasakdjakjdasjhd May 29, 2019

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

Minnesota Night crawler

When Gavyn spreads his ass and you pee into her ass then you fuck it till your dick is green

I’m about to get the Minnesota night crawler

by Techs February 10, 2026

Creepy Ass Crawler

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.

“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”

by Whatislove383 October 9, 2025