by thoth-amon February 17, 2009
Get the crud crackmug. Babji walked out of the bedroom, once again with the zipper of his shorts open, creeping through the small crevice was the tip of his man junk. This was a classic case of turtle crack.
by GBond April 25, 2010
Get the turtle crackmug. A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.
This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.
by Roman K. January 12, 2021
Get the Straggle crackmug. A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.
Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.
by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011
Get the Crack Bikemug. Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
Get the crack jackingmug. The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey July 28, 2007
Get the crack to sacksmug.