Cootie Corn

Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.

Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)

by mrserat March 25, 2008

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cooter canal

insertion point for a pork sword.

I had to strap a 2x4 to my ass to keep from falling into her cooter canal.

That hooker had the biggest cooter canal ever.

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

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cooter head

Another word for a dumb bitch

"That stupid cooter head, why is she still with that guy?"

by Shugo05 February 5, 2008

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[Cooterfairy]

Cooterdairy {n.}-a shiny, diamond-like nethercreature that lives in the vaginas of some young women; oftentimes, answers to Cassandra when interrogated by exorcists.

Omg like did you see Jess the other night at Club 152? GGGGGGGUUUUUURRRRRRLLLLLL she had popped her ass back and when she did she dress came up ova she titties and i had saw she Cooterfairy behind the fact she had bent ova so damn farra. It popped out and was like CHEEZ MUTHAFUCKAS!!

by cornkitty December 18, 2008

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Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

by I The Imperial February 22, 2010

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