Coon

The act of bringing a empty briefcase with you wherever you go in hopes you can hook up with a negative 22 (hella ugly girl) at a shitty dive bar in Manhattan by impressing her with your dumb, empty briefcase.

Person 1: yo, bro
Person 2: yeah, man? What's up?
Person 1: you tryna coon it up after work?
Person 2: yeah. Bet. Lemme grab my briefcase and be on my way.

by El Barto 001 July 3, 2021

coon fucker

someone who fucks another mans cooter.

Zach is a coon fucker.

by ZachHasAutism February 6, 2019

coon

A racial slur for a black person.

If said by a non-black person, it's the same thing as nigger.

But if said by a black person, it actually means uncle tom.

White racists actually don't use the word that much anymore, these days it's mostly used by black power advocates to insult black people who are too "white-friendly" for them.

If Martin Luther King was alive today preaching about friendship between the sons of slaves and the sons of slave owners, black radicals would call him a coon in a second.

by Hamstergamer January 23, 2017

Coon

So just like Clamo Coon is pretty much the same thing. But instead of Coon bringing us together it's a word that stands for war when someone doesn't like you on Discord They will speak clamo and say coon which is insulting. Coon is also our native word. But overall Coon is a word to insult and show dominance.

Derek said Coon to Nick because Nick doesn't like Taco bell.
Colin said Coon because Nick really did disagree.
Nick said Coon to insert dominance on the girl.

by pancakespell November 20, 2020

coon

a disgusting creature who eats watermelon

"get out of my trashcan you filthy coon"

by mjhnbgff June 23, 2022

Coon

A person who is ignorant.

You are unaware of systemic racism, therefore you are a coon.

by kydeelou May 8, 2021

coon-wannabe

it is where a where white people who try to be black but it does not work out , also it is sometimes called a raccoon

man, look at billy being some coon-wannabe

by cmslava101 February 21, 2017