A ‘Cook Conspiracy’ is the same as a pipe dream or a stupid fantasy. Someone making a cook conspiracy is talking out of their butt about impossible things like being a mega star or being something they couldn’t possibly be.
~Tranzlucent, American Hip Hop Artist
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “
“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”
“She never took me serious
My looks appeared as if
Being a rookie lyricist
Was a cook conspiracy “
“Did you hear Dave talking about how he smashed Tina??”
“Tina, like hottest girl in school Tina?”
“Yea dude, he told me himself”
“That’s such a cook conspiracy”
by Tranzlucent October 1, 2019
Get the Cook Conspiracymug. Person 1: I didn't study for the test next period and it's worth 40% of my grade, Am I cooked?
Person 2: Flip yourself over and put a lil seasoning... cause your'e cooked!
Person 2: Flip yourself over and put a lil seasoning... cause your'e cooked!
by Exility4L May 4, 2024
Get the Cookedmug. by Miss Deed February 15, 2024
Get the cookmug. by LadyBugsLove February 13, 2021
Get the Cookmug. The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.
You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
by DeadEyeDano April 19, 2023
Get the Cooky (Captain Cook)mug. Someone who is absolutely blitz e.g, bro you're cooked did you rinse a 24 pack or hit the glass barbie?
Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.
Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.
Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?
by DR Tipple September 5, 2021
Get the Cookedmug. by EllieSoot April 26, 2022
Get the Edie Cookemug.