Connor "Unc" Knee is arguably the greatest and most clutch basketball player to ever touch the hardwood. Unc graced the court throughout the 1990s and shortly in the 21st century, dominating throughout his time on the professional level with 4 rings and 2 back to back championships (93, 94, 97, 98). Unc is classified from his distinct cough that plagued him throughout his career - imagine Michael Jordan's "Flu Game" throughout an entire career. Unc averaged 24 ppg, 4 3pm on 47% accuracy, but also has never recorded an assist in a professional game. When questioned about this in '08, he simply stated "Unc don't swing the rock". He is known for his perimeter shooting, as well as his drive and finish underneath; however, his most iconic moment is probably when he shot the game 7 series winning 3 in 94 to go back to back, and famously shouted "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" (nobody called him Unc as he was only 26 in 1994). Unc later claimed that he retired only after Shaq joined the Heat in 2004. He is quoted as saying, "Damn that brother huge". (After Shaq gave him the pass in an exchange to retire).
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Unc.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.
But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in 93, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. 95 and 96 were hard years for us baby, but in 97 you made history happen. You came back from 4-0.
I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "WHO THE FUCK CALLED ME UNC?" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Connor "Unc" Knee.
by #1 UNC NEPHEW April 22, 2024
by Aftonator March 06, 2022
Matteo is the most healthy sized and greatest athlete to ever step foot on planet earth. His real name is Matteo but we call him Mitch because its more badass.
Connor McMitch is 1000x better then Connor McDavid
I want Connor McMitch to sign my jersey
Connor McMitch is my favourite player!
I want Connor McMitch to sign my jersey
Connor McMitch is my favourite player!
by SmokeGrassEatAss69 November 18, 2019
g-thug'n, poop-butt,meeg,but a good guy friend to have and is awesome sometimes makes dumb decissions but is alwasy there for you even tho he seems like a don't care he does deep down:)
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by goldielox52495 December 03, 2011
Connor healy has a 9 inch meat rod that is oozing with yummy warm cum. In bed he makes women cum in seconds.
by Give me your food March 27, 2021
Connor Kenway is the the main protagonist of Assassin's Creed 3 and grandson of master assassin's Edward Kenway (Assassin's Creed 4) Connor is the most skilled assassin when it comes to combat in any of the Assassin's Creed games. Well he may seem brash and arrogant at times, the amount of suffering he has gone through has justified his out look and personality as a character. As a child his village was burned down by George Washington (pre American revolution), he had to kill his own father Haythem Kenway who was at the time Grand Master of the Templar Order. During his time as an assassin he aids General George Washington in his fight to free the colony's from British control.
by Catsim2006 May 12, 2023
connor ballard is the sexiest most gorgeous person on the face of the earth, everybody loves him and his existence.
wow he is so amazing he must be Connor Ballard
OMG i must be like Connor Ballard
LOL Connor Ballard is so funny
OMG i must be like Connor Ballard
LOL Connor Ballard is so funny
by frederic valber September 04, 2011