the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.
by bigmanchad May 18, 2023
Get the derrens computermug. 
by drumsoccer February 14, 2022
Get the Computermug. A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
Get the Must have been a computer-glitchmug. man: OH GOD HELP SON IM DIEING
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye
son: grampa your just drunk
man: oh, I'm going to create a computer now bye
by deezmomiscool January 19, 2022
Get the computermug. A union of fatass roblox no-lifers, who just love to glaze their glorious leader.
They drink amazing mug (it's amazing cuz its capitalist) and love borsh for some reason.
They drink amazing mug (it's amazing cuz its capitalist) and love borsh for some reason.
Person one "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"
Person Two Replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating morbidly obese individual"
Person Two Replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating morbidly obese individual"
by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025
Get the The Computer Unionmug. computer hacking around campus and then u start being a hacker and then you never leave your dorm room ever, good bye and then you hang your self because your too depressed
computer hacking around campus kills you inside... always remember kids go around slapping girls buts and grab them its funny!
by your local grocery store November 14, 2023
Get the computer hackingmug.