The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
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Get the Cincinnati Christian University mug.A bandwagon Christian is a person who goes to church. Believes God and Jesus are real , knows the way a Christian should live yet their lives are not indicative of whom they say they represent.
They go to church on Sunday, give God one maybe two hours of their time and then when they leave they go back to their old selves. Smoking, drinking, cursing, fornication, not reading the bible, not discipling etc. Live their life in the flesh by doing something and in the midst of is saying " I am a Christian. Defiling the concept of a true Christian.
They go to church on Sunday, give God one maybe two hours of their time and then when they leave they go back to their old selves. Smoking, drinking, cursing, fornication, not reading the bible, not discipling etc. Live their life in the flesh by doing something and in the midst of is saying " I am a Christian. Defiling the concept of a true Christian.
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Get the bandwagon christian mug.A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.
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