Kansas City Cheits

A professional football team who thinks they're good but in reality, they're complete shit and they OBVIOUSLY cheat.

(they almost lost to the Carolina Panthers...)

Man 1: Did you watch the Kansas City Cheits play last night?

by conchman August 3, 2025

chaitocrine

see "faltor"

by michael michael michael michael michael..chocolate March 25, 2003

cheatling

A form of cheating, normally found in games of no-skill in which people cheat to advance their chances of winning. Most people who undertake in cheatling, are generally losers and have no other option.

"Colleen always gets caught cheatling when she sits on the good dominoes"

by DixieNormous May 17, 2008

cheat shedding

A trick used by some unethical people in public places, such as buses, trains, or movie theaters in order to get a coveted seat: feigning any type of respiratory shedding (coughing, sneezing, clearing the throat) constantly in order to give another person the impression that the first person is ill. The other person's inclination would be to get up from the seat and look for another one elsewhere.

Hey Mike, I really want to get that seat by the window---I'll do some cheat shedding. Why should that doofus have a good seat and I can't?

by pentozali July 16, 2009

cheatette

the girl that a guy cheats on his gf, spouse, ect. with.

Kissing that married guy made her a cheatette.

by sporty_girl_90 August 4, 2009

Cheating the light

Becoming so irritated and finally cutting through a parking lot after wasting 30 minutes at a stop light.

Joe: "Dammit this light is taking forever."

Joe: "Fuck this!" *cuts through randalls parking lot"

Teddy: "WTF do you wanna get a ticket"

Joe: "Chill out man we're just cheating the light"

by Laurenash13 May 28, 2010

Cheaterversary

The day your husband decides to pursue a relationship with a whore while you are pregnant with his child, thus causing you to gain weight and become "unattractive".

Happy Cheaterversary you piece of shit.

by MaryJane P. Owerade May 17, 2014