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The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.
I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.
by Sucks longer May 9, 2022
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Carrot Dick

A guy who holds an opportunity out in front of you in hopes of getting laid. Dangling a carrot in front of you over his dick, hence the term "Carrot Dick".
"That guy was a total Carrot Dick!"
"He was waving his Carrot Dick around."
by Minker1 December 1, 2017
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Carrot

Savanah: Omg Keaton just got back from his vk and he looks like a carrot.
by Urban chick2 May 30, 2018
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Milk the Carrot

When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
by Con con July 22, 2017
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Carrots and sticks

Learn the carrots and sticks in this industry
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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Evan Carrot

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state
by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017
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