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Hop on carlos

Hop on carlos is when you have hard-core anal butsex with a friend group of 3 people while eating your own microwaved shit mixed with throw up and watch spedman no way to africa.
Hey man wanna hop on carlos later on while we listen to 3 little monkeys sitting on a bed?
Sure man let me ask our other friends
by Samuel Contreras March 8, 2022
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Carlo

The Carlo is a rare breed of Mexican who is a totally radical guy who has way too much time on his hands.The nerdiest and most tubular person you'll meet. Usually very good at art. totally handsome. He knows how to do stuff and holds the door frequently. A wild Carlo has the darkest eyes and usually an amazing chef. His personality is above rad they usually say wowsers.
Carlo get out of the dumpster
by tomato1234 November 22, 2021
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carlos

a sexy twink very sexy but also a lightweight #asianexcellence. very nice bum. 10/10 person
by carloslover123 April 22, 2025
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Carlos

A person that thinks they're all that, but they really aren't anything. Actually they are one thing; annoying.
Who the fuck is that? Can't he shut up?

Ah, I see you've met Carlos.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Carlos chew

Someone who is dependable. a great friend and someone who will always come through
Brother, I don’t need you to be untrustworthy. I need you to be like Carlos Chew
by Jay4455 December 3, 2023
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Carlo

Carlo is type of guy with big dig energy but his dick ist average. His headgame is strong and his cheecks are big af. If u see him and you are straight don’t look in his eyes or your sexualorientation will change immediately. A Carlo has long hair brown skin and brown eyes, which shine brighter than the moon on a beautiful cloudless night
Omg just changed my sexuality because of Carlo

Is that Carlo or mr.universe
by Lenliho30 November 21, 2021
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Pull a Carlos

"Hey, wanna pull a Carlos with me?"
"Yeah dude, I wanna see those anime girls."
by Orchadicus March 15, 2025
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