Cotton mouthed Carl

When a stoner won't stop complaining about having cotton mouth after smoking.
"Man shut the fuck up about your cotton mouth"

"But it's like someone shoved cotton balls in my mouth"

"Don't be such a Cotton mouthed Carl"
by Spootybeaver113 May 24, 2012
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Carl Crashman

the main character of Carl Squared.

A Canadian 14 year old boy who accidentally cloned himself by sending a strand of his hair off to a service he found over the Internet.
Carl Crashman was an amazing character.
by anonymous200020 September 17, 2022
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carl porkins

An overweight middle-aged white guy playing rock and roll guitar in a shitty cover band.
by Carl Porkins April 04, 2016
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Carl-Woodwarding

Fearing men with foreskins due to their awesomeness.
He's totally Carl-Woodwarding that guy.
by Qc1 August 09, 2013
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Big daddy carl

A older man who loves to disco, prolly aslo a teacher and loves looking at kids
My teacher is a big daddy carl he won’t stop staring at me and the boys
by CRAFTYKAREN June 07, 2022
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carl caviar

A english definition of a swedish delicates named "Kalles Kaviar".
I would like to have some of carl caviar on my sandwich
by caviartuben April 14, 2020
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clean carl

The act of putting butter in a tube sock and beating someone in the face senselessly
Rick comes home with a hooker, so Nicole puts some butter in a sock and beats him in the face with it, thus performing the clean carl
by Mr. Astely August 11, 2011
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