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Cancer

Cancer, Tasteless Incest:

"Old man, sick in the head/
Daughter's children on his bed/
Twisted ways, rules his life/
Forging deceit, bred to lie. . .

From the decades, he has lived/
He's never stopped, where it begins/
Rapes his family, when they/
Are young, hoping they would/
Carry on. . .
by Deathrasher December 8, 2017
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Cancer

When something is really irritating and you're too cool to use the word irritating
Dude, that little kid that was crying on the line was fucking cancer.
by Imblackinside July 6, 2017
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Cancer

Bruh. It’s cancer
by GucciRang March 1, 2018
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Cancer

All of us:"yo, is he spamming specials?"
Jero:"nah bro, he's just being cancer"
by StopUsingSpecials May 30, 2019
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Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.
Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!
by Ligij September 26, 2023
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Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
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Cancer

The Pokemon Community is cancer.
by ItsMonsta June 11, 2018
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