cotton-headed niggymuggin

A racist term that should never be used

You see that guy? he a total cotton-headed niggymuggin.

by anon1210 November 14, 2010

Cotton Picking

The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse

To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking

by DasNasty October 31, 2011

cutting up

(verb) To mess up. To slip up. To fail to meet an expectation.
To "screw up"

Example 1:
-Person 1: John Claude has been spending less time with his girlfriend and more time playing PS3. Now, she's talking to other guys.
-Person 2: Damn...he's cutting up
Example 2:
-Person 3: I stopped showing up to class and my grade dropped to a B.
-Person 4: You're cutting up. That class is an easy A.

by John Claude di Ronaldi August 9, 2012

Cutting Through The Cheese

Better than cutting to the chase

Brian is an efficient working and he is cutting through the cheese

by FreakyOnes December 19, 2008

Cotton Chomper

Euphamism for a lady with a huge posterior wearing a thong

Look at that huge woman over there, yes your mum.. she's cotton chomping today!

by Rb September 30, 2004

cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

by Brian Jennings January 13, 2008

Cutting the Pumpkin

A term used to describe any obligatory family activity.

Stephan: Hey do you wanna call around to the neighbors houses to collect some treats?

Derek: Nah man, sorry can't, i gotta stay at home, cutting the pumpkin with the folks!

by Loplopliku October 13, 2008