CREEPSTER Definition #2
A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP or Anyone with a Creepy Presence (see Creepster #1 & #3)
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
14. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
15. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
16. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
17. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
18. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
A CREEPSTER is a Cross Between a HIPSTER & a CREEP or Anyone with a Creepy Presence (see Creepster #1 & #3)
A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPSTERS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Balls while Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you how Great they are at Kung Fu, so they Try to Impress You to Take Them to Bed.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses who tell you how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows and have them Tattooed on.
14. Flashy Men who Like Fast Sport Cars and Cheat on Their Wives.
15. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
16. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
17. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
18. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that Creepster would stop hanging her tits in my husband's face at our daughter's birthday party.
by Tina from the BGCA August 26, 2014
Get the CREEPSTER mug.someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pictures,their statuses, their wall posts, their picture comments, subscribed to random people, their pages, liking comments on statuses from other people,logs on faceboook out of instinct, liking people's friendships, jumping from page to page,looking at people you dnt know and only have one mutal friend, adding people you don't know just so you can see what your friends say to them and what they post. its a lot like stalking but on more than one person!
SUMMER AND SABRINA TEXT:
Summer: "hey what are you doing?"
Sabina: "....."
Summer: "You must be on faecbook it's been like twenty minutes, who you creepin'on?"
Sabrina: "i clicked on some girl's page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was KARRISSA and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!"
Summer: "God you're a facebook creeper!"
Sabrina: "i'll show you later"
Summer:"YES!"
Summer: "hey what are you doing?"
Sabina: "....."
Summer: "You must be on faecbook it's been like twenty minutes, who you creepin'on?"
Sabrina: "i clicked on some girl's page, and there was a comment from another girl, so i clicked on it and her name was KARRISSA and she looked like karissa would look like when she is forty!"
Summer: "God you're a facebook creeper!"
Sabrina: "i'll show you later"
Summer:"YES!"
by facecrepper January 18, 2011
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The best fucking Metallica song ever. Its off Ride the Lightning!
The bridge is unlike any other in metal.
The bridge is unlike any other in metal.
Die! By my hand! I creep across the land! Killing first born Man! Motherfucker Die! By my hand! I creep across the land! Killing first born man!
-Creeping Death
-Creeping Death
by ConnortheCanadien March 25, 2011
Get the Creeping Death mug.A person who does weird things, like stares at you while you sleep, or looks at you for hours through a window. usually a close friend or relative. you know right away if that person is a creeper or does creeper things. it is not hard to spot the creeper.
jeff was the "creeper" in the background
by Danya May 13, 2005
Get the Creeper mug.that creeeeepy feeling you get when watching the Burger King commercials. This unemotional, plastic smile, the beady eyes and the whole get-up is just freaky when you see him in bed with a guy and handing him a sandwich. Bleeech!!
Oh mah gawd!! That bug-eyed guy with the stringy, greasy hair keeps staring at me and then smiles when I look back at him. He is so Burger King creepy.
by Burger King dude October 16, 2006
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Used frequently by school students in urban Sydney.
It allegedly originated from a science teacher who had a tendancy to overpunctuate.
Also used in the form "to chuck a Creedle"
Used frequently by school students in urban Sydney.
It allegedly originated from a science teacher who had a tendancy to overpunctuate.
Also used in the form "to chuck a Creedle"
student 1 writes: the UNIT of "electrical potential energy" is Joules (J)!!!
student 2: wow, since when did you start to Creedle??
student 2: wow, since when did you start to Creedle??
by ellandrey May 16, 2009
Get the to Creedle mug.n. When someone is being a real big creep. One who does some real sketchy things. A person who pretends to be a transfer student at another school just to meet members of the oppostie sex.
Ben, quit being such a creepaleep, they can see you in the bushes.
Chris, she's 15...you're such a freakin' creepaleep...
Chris, she's 15...you're such a freakin' creepaleep...
by Alex Johansson September 21, 2008
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