Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.

Fuck she’s cooked bro

by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

eddie cook

the absolute egg that makes eggtastic noises every ten seconds. eddie cook is the type of guy to play breaking point on roblox

eddie cook walked to tesco at 6 in the morning then left a trolley at the top of his street

by .SUREFIRE September 17, 2022

Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see Josh Cook today??"

-"Yeah, he was cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)

Something to call your best friends and means every word in the dictionary. If you have no friends yell at your mom or dad with it.
My dog's name is Zeus this is just his nickname but I use it for other words too.

"Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo) is a silly dog, that runs." (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)

by Zeusy pig March 2, 2021

You're cooked

A term to signify that someone is wrong in their strange opinion and/or statement; that their brain must have been microwaved to produce such words from their mouth. Analogous to "you're fried", this term has been popularized by small part-time streamers such as "Pikabooirl", and other special content creators.

What did you just say?! You're cooked bro.

by SlangProfessor October 26, 2025

cook her pattie

Having sexual intercourse, sex, taking her to pound town.

Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!

by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022