Josh Cook

Thrifts harder than than a Mike Tyson punch!

-"You see Josh Cook today??"

-"Yeah, he was cleaning up at the racks."

by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021

Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)

Something to call your best friends and means every word in the dictionary. If you have no friends yell at your mom or dad with it.
My dog's name is Zeus this is just his nickname but I use it for other words too.

"Cookadaazeusoo (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo) is a silly dog, that runs." (Cook-uh-daa-zeuz-ooo)

by Zeusy pig March 02, 2021

eddie cook

the absolute egg that makes eggtastic noises every ten seconds. eddie cook is the type of guy to play breaking point on roblox

eddie cook walked to tesco at 6 in the morning then left a trolley at the top of his street

by .SUREFIRE September 17, 2022

cooked it

Used to much meth and not realising how stupid you look Running around like a headless goose

They’ve definitely over cooked it this time.

omg she’s running around like a headless chook she must have cooked it!

by Immiture June 12, 2018

Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you

You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time

by DictationIsKindaCool April 12, 2024

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)

Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.

by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012

Cooking the Kitty

Feminine or neutral term originated in the south US, in Florida: Referring to anything/anyone extremely arousing. May be sexual arousal or any intense biological reactions to external stimuli.

“You’re so hot, you’re cookin’ the kitty!”

“Anne Roquelaure erotica was written in the 70’s, but it’s still so hot it cooks my kitty!”

Adversely, “Freezing the kitty” or “Cooling the cat”. This phrase is used adversely to “Cooking the kitty”. Any noun or verb that has arousal of negative reactions.

“Women in my book-club think, “50 Shades of Grey“ is so hot, but it’s a dumb manual on how not to do kink. It freezes my kitty so hard it would take a blowtorch to warm it back up,”.

by SoFlorida June 04, 2021