wonder child

A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.

Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005

child skin

Also known as FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area). This occurs after some very unattractive women have children. After they give birth, they have excess skin above their vagina. Hence the term, child skin.

"She gave good head, but her child skin was sagging to the grownd."

by T-Bone March 7, 2003

Fail Child

A child that kind of sucks at life.

The 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.

by ObamasKidz October 15, 2009

Child

Something that you beat for fun.

I enjoyed smacking the shit out that child.

by Witherless76 May 31, 2017

fatherless child

A stupid phrase the boys use to insult anyone who they think is weird, especially to people of the LGBT+ community and furries.

"Hey, your a furry? Ha! You fatherless child!"

by Onuk Igatana March 6, 2022

child raper

A phrase used as a greeting to friends and strangers alike to try and match the word nigga, in why in the hell such a horrible word would ever be used the way it is.

Situation 1
Bob: Sup nigga!
Larry: Not much, you.

Situation 2
Bob: Sup child raper!
Larry: Not much, you.

by Wilson Wilson January 6, 2008

Child support

Something black people don't pay

Girl: Hey Jamal this your son can you pay child support.
Guy: wasn't me.

by Invisions61 August 24, 2017