Man child

(Australian context) A boy who goes through puberty at a very young age, and is usually the tallest and oldest looking amongst his peers between the ages of 11-13. After that, he stops growing, and his peers go through puberty and become the same size/taller than him in the later teenage years. Despite this, however, a manchild will retain his characteristically mature features well into later life.
twelve year old boy1: dude, that guy over there has already started shaving. And he's like taller than all of us.

twelve-year old boy2: Yeah, he's such a man child!

(4 years later)
16-year old boy1: Hey look, it's the same guy we were calling a manchild 4 years ago! What happened man, he used to be taller than all of us, now he's like 5'9.5'' and we're all 6'1'' !!

16-year old boy2: I know, he's actually the same size he was when he was 12. But dude, he's still a manchild- look at his awesome stubble and hairy arms!
by AusDesi August 15, 2009
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wonder child

A child who has never been banned from anything, or has never done anything bad.
Person 1: Damn, I just got banned from eating cheese
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Im so perfect that I havnt been banned from anything ever!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn, I just stole from my mother
NOT WONDER CHILD

Person 2: Ive never done anything bad, EVER!!!
WONDER CHILD

Person 1: Damn that person 2 person is a freaking wonder child, I need to go cry to my therapist
by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005
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Child

I enjoyed smacking the shit out that child.
by Witherless76 May 31, 2017
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child skin

Also known as FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area). This occurs after some very unattractive women have children. After they give birth, they have excess skin above their vagina. Hence the term, child skin.
"She gave good head, but her child skin was sagging to the grownd."
by T-Bone March 08, 2003
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Fail Child

The 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.
by ObamasKidz October 16, 2009
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fatherless child

A stupid phrase the boys use to insult anyone who they think is weird, especially to people of the LGBT+ community and furries.
"Hey, your a furry? Ha! You fatherless child!"
by Onuk Igatana March 06, 2022
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child raper

A phrase used as a greeting to friends and strangers alike to try and match the word nigga, in why in the hell such a horrible word would ever be used the way it is.
Situation 1
Bob: Sup nigga!
Larry: Not much, you.

Situation 2
Bob: Sup child raper!
Larry: Not much, you.
by Wilson Wilson December 15, 2007
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