First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.
Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!
by d0ckingPr0 June 24, 2010
Rich-"Hey Dave we got a new pet hamster."
Dave-"Ohh yeah were is it at."
Rich-"I put it in my chocolate locker for safe keeping."
Dave-"Ewwwwwwwww!"
Dave-"Ohh yeah were is it at."
Rich-"I put it in my chocolate locker for safe keeping."
Dave-"Ewwwwwwwww!"
by JFG3 September 10, 2010
Part of speech: noun
Origin of word: Tommy Sotomayor
A black male, usually a SIMP, that flexes artifical possessions, achievements, promises, or money to stand out, usually to impress a female. These males usually don't focus on their future in life, but instead, focus only on madden, drugs, 2k, jordans, a female, or passing out mixtapes in usual places. The majority of these peacocks are seen in reservations known as the homes of black women.
Origin of word: Tommy Sotomayor
A black male, usually a SIMP, that flexes artifical possessions, achievements, promises, or money to stand out, usually to impress a female. These males usually don't focus on their future in life, but instead, focus only on madden, drugs, 2k, jordans, a female, or passing out mixtapes in usual places. The majority of these peacocks are seen in reservations known as the homes of black women.
Example:
"Why is that nigga wearing a bright red shirt and a long goal chain? He's broke."
"He's a chocolate peacock."
"Ooo..."
"Why is that nigga wearing a bright red shirt and a long goal chain? He's broke."
"He's a chocolate peacock."
"Ooo..."
by kingplutoxiao1 August 06, 2015
by Rotormitch January 10, 2008
Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
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