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Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024
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Carrot Cake

Person 1: How'd you get on with that bird you left with last night?

Person 2: Ah man, I tongue punched that carrot cake
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Cum Carrot

A stretched out used carrot covered in cum. Used by mostly Fortniter’s.
Wow dude her cum carrot was beautiful.”
by Daddy lover122 February 17, 2024
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carrot sex

e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)
guy: hi e wanna fuck

e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else

meaning carrot sex
by slimelolpop March 27, 2024
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carrot

The favorite animal of some people with down syndrome.
Teacher: What is your favorite animal Austin?
Austin: My favorite animal is a carrot.
Teacher: That's wonderful Austin, thank you for sharing.
by turbogiraffe February 17, 2022
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carrot o’clock

by poopeepiss February 19, 2022
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