apple-knocker

a rural person, a rustic person

Get out of my buisness you apple-knocker.

by Light Joker August 21, 2007

Bread Apple

Formed by a couple or more pieces of bread which have been de-crusted and squished into the shape of an apple. Usually eaten as an apple too.

Let's get some bread and make a BREAD APPLE!

by Milly McGuffle June 20, 2008

Ass apple

1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.

2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.

After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.

by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017

Apple fans

You suck apple fans

Apple fans can't grab poop

by Food... September 25, 2019

apple wedger

A violent sexual act in which the man stradles a girl's face and mouth fucks her

It's pump when you do the apple wedger on girls. It makes them holler

by jacko123678 August 21, 2009

Apple Muncher

The term for when one person proceeds to indulge in the eating or licking of another's asshole.

"Dude, her booty is as ample as an apple."
"Do you eat it?"
"Hell yeah I do!"
"Apple Muncher..."

by OoopsieWhoopsie July 28, 2015

Apple Turnover

A maneuver invented by members of the Apple family where one shoves a half (or whole if you're adventurous) into your partner's rectum/vagina and fist them accordingly until the apple is crushed into a paste and then proceed to eat it out.

"Why are we out of Apples?"
"Me and my gf had an Apple Turnover yesterday"
"Breh tmi"

by Adolf Alex October 20, 2015