Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

burrito sandwich

When you are deciding rather you want a burrito or a sandwich so you gather all the ingredients for a sandwich and a burrito to where you make a huge fucking mess that you have to clean up later

Hey David I’m kind of hungry I’m going to make a burrito sandwich

Grant what the fuck is a burrito sandwich ?

by My name is Dave June 28, 2021

burrito

no

-did you do the homework yesterday?
-burrito

by anthony haramzarabi October 14, 2022

Deallos burritos

A phrase that is said when agreeing.

“Hey I’m gonna make some homemade tacos for dinner, okay?”
“Deallos burritos!”

by TALINA Bunnyy January 17, 2020

shrimp burrito

when two men go shrimping and cum, beans and corn end up in the straw

when Maurice and Paulie when shrimping they ended up with a shrimp burrito.

by bikeman 5 July 16, 2024

taco bell burrito

A really ugly hispanic girl who somehow is passed around by all the guys.

Damn, she ugly but she been with like 20 dudes. She's like a taco bell burrito.

by zombieskull August 19, 2023

Spicy burrito

Its a hit burrito you perves.

I ate a spicy burrito last night.

by Bobby Tarantino July 1, 2017