Closet Bromo

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.

Randy Amaro is a Closet Bromo.

by GFord November 10, 2008

bromo

A term used to say who your friends are. Its like a common hello.

Boy1: Hey bromo!
Boy2: Hey whats up?
Boy1: Nothin much.

by connor1414 January 30, 2009

Bromosexual

A douchebag male who is also gay.

Most of my gay friends are pretty cool, but wow that one is a complete bromosexual.

by Rohkey March 25, 2010

3 way bromance

when 3 boys love each other soo much and constantly want to fuck each other. these boys are very different and love to touch each other and pretend to joke about it but they really do love it :

woww did u see that 3 way bromance? they were touching each other like crazyyy!!

by gametime February 28, 2009

Bromantinization

A) The act, or acts, of widespread brotherly love.

B) Loving ones man friend as much as his own mother, and showing more affection.

C) Spending so much time together two men start to share a similar name.

"Did you see the bromantinization between Skim Milk and Bobby, wow that was gay."

"Is Jones Rovatio coming to the party?"

by carlito esposito April 29, 2009

Bromo

Brother who likes other brothers. Not to be mistaken for bromance.

Naw, he's my just my bromo.

by Dr.Herp Derpington, MD February 23, 2011

Bromophobic

Someone who is completely against friendship or interaction of any kind

Since Dylan started playing Black Ops hes been pretty Bromophobic

by Fillbilly April 23, 2011