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british

person 1: "what's the definition of british?"

person 2: "tommyinnit."
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British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."
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The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.
The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
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British Soldier

Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami

My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area

Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00

My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit

Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00

My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends

Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00

My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
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british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"
Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket
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British

the posh way of saying Bri'ish
Im British. I eat tea
by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022
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british bafoon

BRO UR A BRITSH BAFOON LMFAO YOU SOUND LIKE KOKO CUH british bafoon
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