brian

a spanish boy with beautiful hair. braces and cute chubby cheeks. he’s the best looking boy in any school with the name brian. he’s adorable and loyal. he’s also a fuckboy, but you’ll fall in love anyways. he treats girls right but if he doesn’t use you, you’re special.

her: omg that’s my ex brian, i still have feelings for him.
them: .....

by i’m a mess lol July 5, 2019

Brian Thompson

Is a meal deal maniac. He eats a lot and eats and eats, pens are often stuck up his crack hole when it's open during most of his classes.

Brian Thompson CLOSE IT!!!

by BMPT July 5, 2019

Brian Poull

A School Shooter who threatens people with a unloaded shotgun. Makes Hit list.

Person 1: Yo are you on Brian Poull's Hit list?
Person 2: Yea im Number 2 on the list!

by Eric Burke November 5, 2019

brian clap

A open-hand clap, in which all the fingers are slapped together. When performed right, it can create destructive seismic waves and disturb all surrounding environments. However, to date, the only person who can perform such technique is Brian.

"Wow that performance was amazing, it really deserves a Brian clap."
"Too bad Brian isn't here! ):"

by quinspin6000 November 11, 2019

Brian Pini

a fucking dip shit

i want to eat Brian Pini's ass

by cracka123532441 November 22, 2019

Compulsive Brian Lynch disorder

When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong

Agh dude that guy totally has compulsive Brian Lynch disorder (cbld)

by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019

Brian

Guy who leaves his friends and never plays xbox

Brian where have u been
Him.

by Sergio is trash December 6, 2019