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Breakfast Meat

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!
by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016
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Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
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Chocolate Breakfast

Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.
I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.
by Dreadful Great March 27, 2010
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Br-breakfast

While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.
Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!
by johannestot July 30, 2011
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Whiskey Breakfast

A Whiskey Breakfast is when you wake up from a night of drinking and continue drinking to beat the hangover. They can occur at home as soon as you drag yourself and the girl from the night before out of bed, or even at a restaurant.

The best way to honor a Whiskey Breakfast is to run around waking everyone up at a frat house Saturday morning and begin drinking games. If it is late enough, Whiskey Breakfasts are perfect with some delivery pizza.
Get your asses out of bed its time to start the party again! Everyone is having a Whiskey Breakfast and someone is cooking biscuits and gravy!
by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012
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upstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
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English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018
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