Bonk Choy

The savior of the garden; also known as The Goat and Bonk Jesus

Dumbass: My favorite plant isn't Bonk Choy because I'm dumb and possibly commit war crimes!

by someguyintheinternetig February 4, 2026

Bonker

plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers

Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.

Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.

Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?

Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.

Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.

by rotatedd August 12, 2025

Bonk

Bonk (noun/adj.) — the short version of El Bonkieo

Adj: “That haircut is bonk.”
Noun: “You’re such a bonk.”

by Earthsigngaia December 8, 2025

blink blonk

A flirtatious act used by the socially awkward

Girl: blink blonk
Guy: Shieeet wanna go out?
Girl: Mhm

by ..o June 24, 2018

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018

Binsky Boink

An international gang bang.

I’m headed out to Morocco, night get into a binsky boink.

by NuggerelliJones October 9, 2019

finna bonk

When you want to leave or have to go somewhere you would say this in place of got to go or statements to leave.

I said to my friend “I finna bonk our of here it’s getting to warm”.

by Kittyfriend January 2, 2020