Beer Spice

When a person reeks of Alcohol. Play on words with Old Spice.

walking down the street on a friday night you pass a group of intoxicated people and can smell them from a mile away. Simply say, "Beer Spice."

by Ashley Malin December 16, 2008

Beer Moth

1: Someone, usually an alcoholic, who goes around trying to grab unattended and unfinished drinks in a bar or other drinking premises.

2 (literal definition): A moth that has fallen into your beer and drowned.

1: "Damnit Nathan, your stepmom's a beer moth! She drank my drink whilst I was on the crapper!"

2: "Aw, a moth just drowned in my drink. Better put the lil' guy in the bin."

by BSRaven January 5, 2009

Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.

"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"

by Dave2010 January 20, 2009

Beer Tax

Any alcohol left at a house after a party. Now belongs to whoever lives in that house.

Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"

Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"

Person 1: "What, why?"

Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."

by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014

Beer Squirrel

A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.

Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."

by MCBassGuitar June 2, 2015

Beer Safe

1. Exclamation to be spoken while drinking beer and driving on a dirt road when coming to a pothole or bump. This allows the passengers to lift and hold their beers steady to avoid spillage.
2. Refrigerator. Especially a kegerator or fridge used exclusively for storing beer.
3. Locked refrigerator. Usually to keep roommates and visitors out of your beer stash.
4. Belly. Or beer belly.

1. "Beer safe! Bump coming up!"
2. "As long as you're up, pull me a cold one from the beer safe"
3. "Hey, can I have a beer? WTF! Why is the fridge locked?" "That's the beer safe. I'm tired of everyone drinking my beer, and never buying any."

4. "Let me put that beer somewhere warm, dark, and safe. Like my beer safe."

by jbszee September 12, 2015

Beer Lindsey

A male who is a straight up alcohol lightweight. He wastes exorbitant amounts of beer by only drinking half of each can, and then discreetly setting the other hot half down amidst the other party refuse, and leaving it. The Beer Lindsey gives the illusion of being a seasoned heavyweight, but truly drinks like a, "young high school girl". The discarded half of the beer is discovered the next day during party cleanup, and is now referred to as a, "lindseyed beer". The true heavyweights then proceed to drink the lindseyed beers, as they consider it blasphemous to waste such large amounts of nectar.

PLEDGE 1. (DURING CLEAN UP AFTER PLEDGE NIGHT). GOD DAMN THERE WERE A BUNCH OF BEER LINDSEY'S HERE LAST NIGHT. I'VE FOUND AT LEAST 20 HALF FULL BEERS.

PLEDGE 2. HAIR OF THE DOG MOTHERFUCKER. IF NOT FOR THE BEER LINDSEY, WE WOULD HAVE TO GO BUY ANOTHER 12 PACK.

by saintofcircumstance August 20, 2016