Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself

A term disparaging the experience at any big box chain store.

I could be watching the game this afternoon but the wife's got a big dose of Bed, Bath and Go Fuck Yourself waiting for me.

by Kash65 October 17, 2012

because you touch yourself at night

a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night

by Killinphil March 25, 2009

go clone yourself!

When you have to take a massive dump thats approximately one half of your initial body mass

After that TacoBell marathon, you couldn't crap for days, and then on Thursday, you had to go clone yourself!

by HannahKraus February 25, 2009

Lay Waste Too Yourself

To lay waste to one self means to shit your pants

John: Dude whats that smell, did you just Lay Waste Too Yourself.

Arnold: Damn Skippy!

John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!

by urbanmacgyver May 24, 2009

do it yourself (insert name here)

School appropriate way of telling someone to go kill themselves. (stated or shouted jokingly.)

(inserted name): can somebody help me carry-

DO IT YOURSELF (insert name here)
(inserted name): (joking) FINE I WILL *carries object by themselves*

by Kat_Rose February 17, 2019

put your pfp as yourself day

A day where you put your pfp as yourself if you see this.

gio: Hey! It's put your pfp as yourself day!

by only_states_facts January 22, 2021

get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017