Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.

1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!

Bacon wrap by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

Bacon handjob 

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

Bacon handjob by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

Bacon Kisses 

getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

Bacon Kisses by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019

Bacon brownie

A fat ass Betch that won’t stop eating and is always emotionally drained and has to eat her feelings

Omg ur such a bacon brownie

Bacon brownie by Lingling4eva April 22, 2019

bacon in your ass 

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

bacon in your ass by Gold3ngurl December 14, 2019

Bacon-fest 

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

Bacon-fest by the antisocialist January 26, 2020

Bacon Strip 

After taking a shit at someone's house, usually at a party, before wiping yourself you find a cornered wall in the bathroom, while spreading your cheeks you slide in a downward motion on that corner leaving behind shit strips that resemble a strip of bacon.

Goddamn it! Rob got drunk again and used the corner of the bathroom wall as toilet paper. Leaving a mighty bacon strip in my parent's bathroom.

Bacon Strip by RudeMood69420 January 29, 2020