Burro Bandit

Mexican Outlaws on Donkeys.

The Burro Bandits charged across the border to Illegally pick the Lettuce of Freedom

by jerk store October 13, 2022

Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮

Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??

by Leddskinner March 28, 2023

Convenient Burrito

1. A burrito that is conveniently eaten by all who observe it

2. A girl willing to have wild sex on a Tuesday night.

1. Dude i saw that convenient burrito and i ate some!
2. Man i got me a convenient burrito last night.

by Fanny Dangles January 23, 2010

Captain Burrows

Captain Burrows, the best physics teacher ever. He has the same hairline and facial hair like Captain Price from Call of Duty 4. He's also known to low crawl through the classroom and wear a stuffed velcro cat.

Damn, Captain Burrows is such a badass but he gives some of the hardest tests, I got like a 50 on the last one.

by mr.bigglesworth010 April 22, 2011

House burrower

A person who claims to be in an emergency situation and needs to need to stay in your house for a day or two until they find a permanent place and then never leaves until you threaten to call the police.

Hey, who's the girl in the corner texting?" She's a house burrower who has to leave by tonight or I'll call the police

by Endsurg June 22, 2011

cloudy burrito

(n): When a straight man is drinking and extremely horny and decides to have sexual intercourse with another very drunk man.

Last Thursday you where out drinking with with your friends and no girl was going to be going home with you, so you had a cloudy burrito with your best friend and now you don't talk any more.

by Mertenith November 6, 2013

purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014