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Dante’s Bubbles

The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.

Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.

Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.
The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.

After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
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bubbly fish

The goldfish with the bubble cheeks that you've probably always wanted to poke to see if the cheeks will pop.
p1-"Do you remember those fish at pet smart from when we were like 5?"
p2-"you mean the bubbly fish? i always wanted to buy one just to poke it."
p3- "I believe they're called bubble eye goldfish"
p1&2-"your no fun..."
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bubble punch

When you have to burp but it won't come out, so you hit your chest so you can burp.
Sarah bubble punched her chest and burped
by BlakeName May 7, 2015
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Clit Bubble

A small insignificant human being who has the relevancy of a bubble of liquid on a skanks vagina.
Jay: Ergh that bitch is sick
Rhys: Yeah seen her boyfriend
Jay: Yea proper clit bubble ain't he
by billog October 28, 2008
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Crotch Bubbles

The act of blowing bubbles at someone's crotch and making it sound like the got an STD.
I just gave you crotch bubbles with my bubble wond!
by just mee August 6, 2008
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Hubbly Bubblies

Hubbly Bubblies are large boobies that belong to a women that is 35 years of age or older. These are not your usual boobies. They are gigantic and out of control. Hubbly Bubblies can't be fake. These are the kind of boobies that could never belong to a girl in her early 20s.
Hey, are you even listening to what I'm saying?

No, sorry, I was too busy winning hockey pools and staring at those sick hubbly bubblies.
by The winner2009 October 6, 2009
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Blue Bubbles

Best. Drink. Ever. Half Champagne, Half Blue Moon. Includes the refreshing taste of Blue Moon with the happy endorphins of champagne. An orange slice is optional, yet preferred.
Dan: Dude, that bartender gave me blue bubbles last night.
Joe: Whoa...that's effed up. Normally she puts out.
Dan: No man, blue bubbles is a drink. Half Blue Moon, Half Champagne. Apparently, you only get to drink it when you get to heaven but she hooked it up here on Earth.
Joe: Right on man. Mimosas move over!
by Claire of the Dog June 2, 2011
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