British cream fountain

when you suck some guy then put a hit his balls with a tea cup and he busts a massive load of hot tea down your throat.
my girlfriend did a weird move last night called the British cream fountain.
by Fck lil pump August 28, 2021
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British Pound

The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.
"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."
by majic mike May 23, 2025
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British America

What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.
American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"

British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."
by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024
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British word

Something that’s made up. A fabrication from the British monarchy.

A farce and a falsehood. Something that is absolutely not real.

Mentally deranged folks use “British words” constantly.
You ever heard of that ol’ twat Fatcha??

You’re not making any sense. Speak without using British words.
by Yang Miyagi August 09, 2022
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British Chatukar

Narendra Modi is known as British Chatukar because of his Laissez-faire type capitalist policies and his West leaning foreign policies.
A question in test(if ever asked): Who is Narendra Modi?
Always every Indian STUDENT answers: British Chatukar.
by ImanMamSamman July 24, 2021
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British desert

when you put a can of beans in someone else's anus, put whipped cream on your dick, and stick it in there.
John gave me a British desert the other day.
by zepoopenfarten October 19, 2023
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The British Tye Dye

The act of making brutal love to a person with red hair so incredibly aggressively that their hair turns white
“Did you root that ranga from the club last night”

“Yeah bro I even gave her the The British Tye Dye
by The Unofficial President August 06, 2024
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