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bridge kid

noun - a useless (rather large) person who sits on a bridge and contributes absolutely nothing to society.
I can't fucking stand these goddamn bridge kids!!! Go do something with your life and take a goddamn shower.
by That troll under the bridge March 22, 2023
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Steve bridges

Steve is a normal guy preferably old, steve often talks on the phone and sits at his desk, does taxes. Steve poops his pants and gets aaaaalll the ladies. Steve has a awesome grandaughter who is famous on instagram.
"woah that guy is toedungue poppin, he must be a steve" "hey did u hear steve got with terri? Ughh steves" steve bridges
by Steve bridges June 30, 2018
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Moore-Bridge Creek, F5, 3rd of May, 1999

The tornado on Moore and Bridge Creek that caused damage it's an F5
Guy 1: The Moore-Bridge Creek, F5, 3rd of May, 1999 was catastrophic!

Guy 2: ok lil bro siigma Ohio gyatt rizzler Drake Ohio sigma roblox sigma boy sprunki phase 100
by Helllloooworrrllrlldldll February 15, 2025
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bridge poon

The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.
Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.
by Your mothers ass April 19, 2014
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coochie bridge

Get down there and lick my coochie bridge.
by Bunhandle February 14, 2023
mugGet the coochie bridgemug.

one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."
by Bb용 January 12, 2017
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NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BRIDGE

A term used, usually while gaslighting someone, to make an individual forget about something you just said or did.

The meaning comes from the sudden and random way those words are ordered, the goal is to make someone thinks they just had a nightmare and then destabilize them with the word bridge.

This sentence is most often yelled loudly in someone's face while opening and closing your hands towards them as if splashing water onto them.
"Hey did you just eat my last cookie?"
"What? No, what are you talking about you're imagining things, you ate it. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE BRIDGE! Let's go get more cookies."
by sherlockholmesishere March 28, 2024
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