british people

dont exist

Guy:BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIES TO SELL MORE TEA

by ghostToes July 12, 2023

British primary school

The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms

*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*

by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023

Britished

To be insulted, physically and or mentally impaired by a British person.

"You have just been britished."

by Salsa_aslas August 9, 2023

british bafoon

koko

BRO UR A BRITSH BAFOON LMFAO YOU SOUND LIKE KOKO CUH british bafoon

by NIODABESTTTT September 1, 2023

British America

What dumb Americans call The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, you're from British America!"

British Person: "smh you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

British American

A word that Americans use to describe people living in The United Kingdom when they want to sound smart.

American: "Oh cool, so you're British American."

British Person: "smh, you're taking a piss bruv."

by chillaxbrother August 17, 2024

british ten

A person who is considered a 10/10 in attractiveness in the UK, but who would be considered a 6 at best anywhere else in the world.

Many great examples can be found in the UK edition of the reality series "Love Island".

"Did you see the girl Josh got with last night?"
"Yeah, a proper british ten she was"
"innit"

by ShortForDick August 22, 2024