Monkey Bar

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

by KatieKakes July 29, 2009

faux bars

The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.

I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.

by T-Moto December 05, 2006

Three-Barred

In any game in the Call of Duty Series, the act of being killed countless times due to a bad connection (read latent connection) and then to be chastised and labelled a NOOB. This often leads to broken controllers and headsets from smashing them in frustration. Frequently, swearing is involved.

WHAT!!! WTF!!!! I SHOT THAT GUY....I PUT AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO HIM"...(looks at the connection)... OH GREAT! NOW I'M GETTING F**KING THREE-BARRED

by The Cheat WUTC January 24, 2011

barred out

to be very relaxed on “xanax”, i believe it’s because of xanax (brand) being in a bar shape?

p1: im barred out
p2: ok i dont care shut the f

by sexypalindrome January 23, 2022

Bar rage

The irrational anger and uncontrollable outburst of someone after taking xanax

Why is hunter so pissed off? She must have bar rage

by Dr. Knowledge October 15, 2017

done bar

an extreme state of being done or just finished; one that cannot be easily recovered from.

-man that party was crazy last night
-yea man i was done bar last night

-shit i can't even keep my eyes open i am sooo done bar

-got into an accident yesterday, my car is done bar

by Bacon O December 13, 2010

bar moth

Humans who are completely intoxicated and lounge at or near a bar.

Did you see that Bar Moth sitting on the bar stool, who vomited on the floor, then went back to drinking like if nothing happened!?

by Bar expert 101 November 24, 2017