Person who is always negative, victimizes themselves, puts the blame on other people and never takes accountability for their faults, shoots others aspirations down, nags their boyfriend or girlfriend even in social settings. The Sour Ham is generally uncomfortable to be around, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you finish dealing with them.
Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.
Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.
by NMFD June 23, 2013
by shf;adjf January 14, 2020
by Colonel Muffdog February 12, 2015
the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side
by The Mad Flasher January 17, 2011
A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.
Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.
by Sphinxtor April 08, 2014
"man, i should not have eaten that ham last night, i feel so sick"
"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"
"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"
by majorfuckingfaggot December 27, 2019
Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.
Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...
by DKnDuBois' April 25, 2011