by Light Joker August 21, 2007
Get the apple-knockermug. 
Formed by a couple or more pieces of bread which have been de-crusted and squished into the shape of an apple. Usually eaten as an apple too.
by Milly McGuffle June 20, 2008
Get the Bread Applemug. 1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
by Originaljeffy October 3, 2017
Get the Ass applemug. A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.
While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.
by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008
Get the Apple Minutesmug. A loose, whorish party girl in her mid twenties carrying the odor of her fruity perfume and whatever she got drunk off of last night on her at all times.
by Appleflapper April 8, 2009
Get the Apple Flappermug. A maneuver invented by members of the Apple family where one shoves a half (or whole if you're adventurous) into your partner's rectum/vagina and fist them accordingly until the apple is crushed into a paste and then proceed to eat it out.
by Adolf Alex October 20, 2015
Get the Apple Turnovermug.