Used by eris in Greek Mythology to wreak havoc on people. The golden apple of discord was stolen from a tree belonging to Hera (Zeus's wife and goddess of marriage).
(This was linked by someone and I thought I'd provide and explanation).
(This was linked by someone and I thought I'd provide and explanation).
by Angel February 24, 2005
by Light Joker August 16, 2007
by Hansaa January 05, 2015
A loose, whorish party girl in her mid twenties carrying the odor of her fruity perfume and whatever she got drunk off of last night on her at all times.
by Appleflapper April 08, 2009
A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.
While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.
by Wilsomatic April 01, 2008
1. Ass apple is the hard chunk of shit holding in your beer shits from last night’s drunk fest. The ass apple’s plop announces the coming shit storm.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
2. An ass apple is a piece of fruit shoved up someone’s ass, popular amongst vegans and vegetarians to control the constant flow of gas from their asses.
After a long night of Busch Light and bjs, Lily was trying to be quiet in the bathroom stall, but as the ass apple plopped, she knew the ass raspberries would trumpet her presence.
by Originaljeffy October 03, 2017
by jacko123678 August 22, 2009