Anal Jackhammer

The act of placing a female partner face down on the floor, while preceding to raise the females rectum straight up into the air. After getting into this position, the male partner begins to forcefully ram her anus in the motion of a jackhammer.

The elder black male begins to forcefully "Anal Jackhammer" the oblivious young white female into a coma.

by BlowJobMang June 20, 2011

Anal Fishing

When a male and female (or male and male) have anal sex, the male puts a hook on his penis and 'fishes' in the anus for feces.

Jill and Sam enjoy anal fishing.

by the wild betchhhhhh July 25, 2014

ANAL EASE

ass orajel , Used to numb the anal canal before being entered by a hard penis !

Babe slap on the anal ease , lets get r done !!!!

by robin & jade January 20, 2009

Don't be anal

When someone is being anal about something, he is choosing to be an asshole. He is choosing to be tight and strong minded like the anal sphincter. Therefore, you tell him; "Don't be anal".

The english teacher is anal about getting the assignments in on time.

Don't be anal about my driving officer. Can you please give me a warning?

bad behavior misbehaving asshole idiot dickhead

by Ultra Power May 31, 2012

anal blindness

Woman: 'Boss, i won't be in tomorrow, i'm afraid i've got anal blindness.'
Boss: 'Well, what's anal blindness'
Woman: 'I can't see my ass getting out of bed tomorrow.'

Anal blindness means you can't see your ass getting out of bed.

by RebekahT January 23, 2008

anal adolf

as you are about to reach climax during anal sex, you quickly pull your erect penis out of her butthole. then you hold your hand high in the air ( very important ) and slap the upper lip of the girl with the head of your penis in the direct center. keep your hand high and yell a german word. as you are done you should look like hitler standing infront of his crowd and your lady will have an authentic adolf hitler mustache

as jason pulled out of chris's butthole, he slapped his cock in chris's face and gave him an anal adolf!

by matt & heath September 16, 2007

Surprise anal

Surprise anal is where a guy, probably a Captain Brownsword, starts by patrolling a bar until he comes across a female wearing a short dress or skirt, sitting on a high bar stool.

Captain Brownsword will then check to make sure the lady in question is;

A - Definitely a lady
B - A willing participant

He will be able to tell she is a willing participant because she will be wearing no pants and her rim will be glistening with lube.

Brownsword will then flop out his John Thomas and steam into the womens brown pipe, totally ignoring the pink, right there in the bar.

Considerately, It will take him approximately 2 mins to blow his load all over her rim, giving her ample time to come twice.

He then then puts his sword back in its scabbath and leaves the lucky lady quivering on her bar stool, covered in his holy water.

Please note: Surprise anal can only be performed properly in a bar and any wishing to pursue the sport should go to youporn and type in surprise anal. This will give you a video guide as to how it is done.

'Look, theres a surprise anal going on at the bar, you can see the women is getting a damn good piping and loving ever second. Her mate looks really jealous'

'Wait there, I have just seen Captain Brownsword at the bar. I need to go and take off my panties, lube up and get the bar quick before he plants one in another lucky slut. Please help, I might never get another chance like this one'

by Stumper steve May 29, 2009