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Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
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alyssa

alyssa asks me rude and personal questions that i don't want to answer
Alyssa: "hi archie!"
Archie: "fuck off,"
by pooeater26 August 1, 2023
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alyssa

alyssa is a beautiful person and should be treated kindly or else 😕👿🔞🔞
Alyssa is so cool!They are an amazing person!
by ramennoodletampons March 15, 2021
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Alyssa

Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend
Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.
by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020
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Alyssa

A very pretty girl, who is extremely smart. A loving person. She's the most precious person ever. She's so pure, kind, and lovely
wow, Alyssa is super pretty
by harumi October 1, 2021
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Alyssa Mikel

Alyssa Mikel is a beautiful girl inside and out that is an all-around amazing person. She lights up every room she enters and is loved by many (especially Kaelyn) Her tiny nose is adorable and her laugh is contagious. A truly caring, perfect human
Who is that hot piece of ass?
Oh, dont you know? That's Alyssa Mikel
by Alyssamikelsgf May 7, 2020
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Alyssa O’Connell

She’s the greatest girl in the world been through many heart breaks issues pain and still makes time for everyone she’s the best girl that has ever come in to this world and she’ll never think it but I’ll always try to make her
Alyssa O’Connell is so beautiful I love you
by By a noah January 27, 2022
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