A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .
Did you see that Alyssa bitch
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
Yeah I wouldn’t tap that
Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that
Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture
by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023

by pooeater26 August 1, 2023

Alyssa is so cool!They are an amazing person!
by ramennoodletampons March 15, 2021

Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend
Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.
by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020

A very pretty girl, who is extremely smart. A loving person. She's the most precious person ever. She's so pure, kind, and lovely
by harumi October 1, 2021

Alyssa Mikel is a beautiful girl inside and out that is an all-around amazing person. She lights up every room she enters and is loved by many (especially Kaelyn) Her tiny nose is adorable and her laugh is contagious. A truly caring, perfect human
by Alyssamikelsgf May 7, 2020

She’s the greatest girl in the world been through many heart breaks issues pain and still makes time for everyone she’s the best girl that has ever come in to this world and she’ll never think it but I’ll always try to make her
by By a noah January 27, 2022
