BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

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This is the one mothafucka that will kill yo ass for sayin the wrong shit. Hates nazis. Loves weed. Will steal your girl

Person1: I'm cooked
Person2: why
Person1: I pissed off cadillac jak Allen felts Mason Morgan jessop
Person2: rip bro

by Me mothafucka November 19, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 5, 2025

Dr. Allen

A therapist like Dr. Melfi from The Sopranos, who seems to get the job done. Very futanari in appearance.

For OCD, your therapist should be a Dr. Allen.

by EvanChrisStephanides January 22, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025