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Alpha Bitch Alpha

The dumb bitches on your dorm room floor who decide to make a fake sorority.
I'm an Alpha Bitch Alpha girl. I like to walk around in my towel in the hallways talking shit about people. I also cackle like a hyena and sob at my boyfriend over the phone for leaving me. I'm cool.
by yoskankfriend November 13, 2010
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alethiea

Alethiea is beautiful and smart. She is very shy at first, but when she lets you in she can be very fun. She can never tell a lie and when you meet her, never let her go. She's a keeper.
She's the goddess of truth, she is cute as pie, she is Alethiea.
by Lushaflor December 23, 2016
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Alpha Male

“I got news for you, that means you’re gay.” Or maybe even bisexual!!!

See the omegaverse definition. HAPPY PRIDE !
Every (mainly female) fandom knows the alpha male is in reference to the $mut category known as the omegaverse.
by Themoreuknow!!! July 10, 2021
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Alpha Male

We can define this guy in a variety of ways...

1. The man with most COMPETITIVE sexual market value, usually in terms of sexual opportunities.

2. The man at the top of the male dominance hierarchy. This prototype of a man typically displays all of the conventional masculine traits that are considered toxic today. The hallmark of his persona is 'confidence'. The man that conduct himself with such class and possesses a swagger that attracts most women to him like a magnet; also he's usually calm when it comes pressure .

3. The man who FUCKS your wife and doesn't give a flyin fuck...

4.Exemplifies 'emotional excitement' and sexual pleasure to all women; not the one to really have long-term relationship with.

5. The man that JUST GETS IT!! Doesn't have to try that hard to acquire success as success naturally comes to him.

6. Who FEMINISTS say they disdain but 'secretly LOVES'...because he's able to fulfills their fantasies if you know what I mean.

7. A NARCISSIST without really choosing or wanting to be.. a 'Chad' or 'Tyrone'

8. One of the reasons why the MGTOW movements is so big and what most of the aspire to become.

9. An undercover gigolo..

10. What James Bonds, Bob Marley, P.Diddy, Jay Z, Justin Bieber, Brad Pitt all are...
Example 1: The Alpha Male mindset is one that most men wished they'd mastered but can't seem to achieve.
by Philosophiee February 19, 2020
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the alpha

"The Alpha" is the dominant male participating in a 3-way sexual encounter involving two men and one lady.

The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.

It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
Kathy, a kinky dirt-bag slut, invited her casual fuck-buddy Steve to her place to bang her while her new boyfriend watched. After a while Kathy's boyfriend joined in the slam-fest, during which time Steve was like: "Suck my fucking cock dude. Now." The boyfriend hesitated and laughed it off thinking it was a joke, until Steve grabbed his head and made him choke on his yoghurt slinger.

Steve was The Alpha.

(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
by Will McKenzie January 1, 2017
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Zeta Tau Alpha

The greatest sorority on earth, envied by every girl and wanted by every guy. We just run shit on campus like pro's. So for all you freshman who want to be one of us you better step your game up cuz it isn't easy wearing the Zeta crown!
"When we pass by with the crown, bitch bow down."
by Jen B. July 9, 2006
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lambda chi alpha

A fraternity that no one really cares about and was founded using the models of other fraternities far later than any of the real fraternities. They pride themselves on taking large numbers of clones rather than on taking quality members. Requirements for admission vary from being willing to suck the President's balls to being willing to lick the President's balls.
Guy 1: Hey, I got initiated into Lambda Chi Alpha!

Guy 2: I didn't know you liked to lick balls.
by SamBJo October 18, 2007
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